Contrary to popular beliefs, magic is still very present in our technologically advanced every day life. Or so it seems. We all carry the means to this magical happenings in our pockets, or purses for you ladies.
It consists of a small rectangular pice of cheap plastic. Some people will try and persuade you that it is in fact science, not magic at work.
They are wrong.
Let’s use the word card for the little device.
There is white magic. Let’s use the expression interact card for it, or better yet the white magic card.
Then, there is black magic. Let’s call this one thecredit card, or just the dark magic card.
Now when you use the white magic card for some purchase, automatically the amount of the purchase is deducted from your won bank account! Just like that. The money that was there simply vanishes and goes directly into somebody else’s pocket. Ins’t that wonderful ?
Of course it is!
This way, when you have no more money left, you cannot spend one more cent!
Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong!
This is when temptation arises. Temptation toward the…
Can I use the expression “Dark Side”, or is somebody from Lucasfilm in going to come over and beat me up with a Gaderfii stick prop?
Well chances are the two people that will ever read this won’t tell George. So where was I…? Ah yes!
The temptation arises. The temptation to use the Dark Side of the black magic card!
All money is spent. But that doesn’t stop one from spending, does it? There is absolutely no mey left, and spending is still an option. Interesting, but of course! But dangerous, very dangerous! One needs an iron will not to fall in the easy action of purchasing without thinking of the consequences.
Which come monthly and with very high interest rates. Very, very high.
One must act cautiously and wisely. And be extremely careful not to use to much of the black magic card, for one could lose his (or her for you ladies) soul the omnipotent deities of the credit. The three most evil being Visa, MasterCard and American Express. Being all powerful and all the control and own many of us mere mortals. Sad but true.
So, let it be heard!
There is magic in our modern world!
And most of it is evil!
Beware and be wise!
Says Gog the Great and Wise!!!!
For more information and/or moral support please leave a comment with your full name and credit card number. Thank and have a nice day!
Now, if you are actually leaving your black magic card number, there is something you are not getting. Please read the text above again.
If this is the second time you read this and are still leaving your black magic card number… Well, you derserves it.